THE GROSS REPORT
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Re: Domestic Surveillance invoked by the Patriot Act .
I'm not wild about everything PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) says and does, but egads ! Haven't we taken this thing a bit too far? At the risk of sounding like Rummy or Cheney, I'll even admit that sometimes they're a bit flakey! 
If we were not meant to eat, wear, or otherwise enhance our survival to the occasional detriment of the differently evolved then The Good Lord wouldn't have put us on top of the food chain. Ok so maybe these guys are a bunch of whiney tree huggers, but promoting "domestic terrorism?" I think not! Hey everybody wake up! Our country is falling apart all around us does anybody care? Hello? McFly? Anyone? Buller? Anyone? Invoking the Patriot Act (written and signed into law to protect us from terrorists at home and abroad) to eavesdrop on John Q. Lunchpale and spy on Peta? Attention Patriots!!! Will you know the enemy when you see him? Topper here is a domestic terrorist and PETA mascot. Bad Dog!
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I'm not wild about everything PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) says and does, but egads ! Haven't we taken this thing a bit too far? At the risk of sounding like Rummy or Cheney, I'll even admit that sometimes they're a bit flakey! 
If we were not meant to eat, wear, or otherwise enhance our survival to the occasional detriment of the differently evolved then The Good Lord wouldn't have put us on top of the food chain. Ok so maybe these guys are a bunch of whiney tree huggers, but promoting "domestic terrorism?" I think not! Hey everybody wake up! Our country is falling apart all around us does anybody care? Hello? McFly? Anyone? Buller? Anyone? Invoking the Patriot Act (written and signed into law to protect us from terrorists at home and abroad) to eavesdrop on John Q. Lunchpale and spy on Peta? Attention Patriots!!! Will you know the enemy when you see him? Topper here is a domestic terrorist and PETA mascot. Bad Dog!
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Saturday, December 10, 2005
A concerned Senator...not -or- Yes we acknowledge insincere Democrats too.
Charles Schumer (D), US Senate
Responsiveness Grade: F
Perhaps even worse than Nita Lowey, US Congress (D) New York's non-response to a concerned constituent's call on the crisis in Darfur was The Senator's response below complete with spelling and HTML errors but no mention of DARFUR. For all he knows, this could be a response to a contituent's petition to reinstate JIM CROW.I guess we no know why Washingtonians say the most dangerous place in town is between Chuck Shumer and a camera.
Dear Mr. __Thank you for contacting me to express your opinion. I appreciate your taking the time to get in touch with me. Your comments are important to me. Please be assured that I will take the time to coinsider your views. A democracy is only as strong as it citizens, and nothing is more powerful than concerned citizens who take the time to express themselves. I urge you to keep writing and I want you to know that I will keep fighting on behalf of you and all New Yorkers while in the United States Senate. As we consider legislation in the 109th Congress, I will keep your comments and wishes in mind. Again thank you for conhtacting me. If I may be of any further assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to contact my ofice. "
As Napolean Dynamite (Left) would say, "Idiot!"
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Charles Schumer (D), US SenateResponsiveness Grade: F
Perhaps even worse than Nita Lowey, US Congress (D) New York's non-response to a concerned constituent's call on the crisis in Darfur was The Senator's response below complete with spelling and HTML errors but no mention of DARFUR. For all he knows, this could be a response to a contituent's petition to reinstate JIM CROW.I guess we no know why Washingtonians say the most dangerous place in town is between Chuck Shumer and a camera.
Dear Mr. __Thank you for contacting me to express your opinion. I appreciate your taking the time to get in touch with me. Your comments are important to me. Please be assured that I will take the time to coinsider your views. A democracy is only as strong as it citizens, and nothing is more powerful than concerned citizens who take the time to express themselves. I urge you to keep writing and I want you to know that I will keep fighting on behalf of you and all New Yorkers while in the United States Senate. As we consider legislation in the 109th Congress, I will keep your comments and wishes in mind. Again thank you for conhtacting me. If I may be of any further assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to contact my ofice. "
As Napolean Dynamite (Left) would say, "Idiot!"
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Thursday, December 08, 2005
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Guess What these guys all have in common!!!! (click here to find out)
HINT: SGT. BRETT ANGUS (LEFT) ON NOV 26 WAS 2112
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HINT: SGT. BRETT ANGUS (LEFT) ON NOV 26 WAS 2112¶ 7:29 PM 0 comments
